Big Al Is Back On The Market.

Posted by Sean Doyle, June 1, 2010

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Apple Inc. board member and former U.S. Vice President Al Gore announced earlier today that he is separating from his wife of 40 years Tipper Gore. The Gores announced their break-up via e-mail to friends, which was later circulated to the Associated Press (In what certainly amounts to a bitter irony for the erstwhile "inventor" of the internet).

Graphic Courtesy of The Onion.

Now Al can focus all of his sweet attention on his two major preoccupations and passions: saving the world, and being the awkward in-between for the burgeoning feud between Apple and Google. Good luck and God bless.