Posted by Sean Doyle, February 1, 2010.
Image by Colin & Sean Doyle
Charles Nenner, the charming oddball who occasionally pops up on CNBC with his wild but very prescient predictions is now putting his reputation on the line with a rather large prognostication. Last November, Nenner announced that he sees the Dow moving to 5,000 within the next 2-3 years through a combination of deflation, a "major military conflict" and, wait for it,...sun spots. Charting a correlation between sun spot cycles and market activity is one of Nenstradamus' specialities. While this may sound fanciful to the untrained ear (and the trained ear), Nenner does have a surprisingly impressive track record of market predictions.
For Example:
- Nenner called for Dow 14,500 in 2007 (The Dow actually reached 14,200 in October of 2007 before crashing)
- In August 2006, he called for a substantial drop in the housing market. We know what happened there.
- In 2009 , he called for deflation and the demise of Dennis Kneale's CNBC career. Although the last one was a gimmie.
Nenner may be the only man who uses the NASA website for his technical equity analysis. I must say though that I always prefer a colorful Nenner segment on CNBC to some milquetoast midwestern fund manager telling me to buy Microsoft because of it's improving balance sheet. Give me sun spot cycles with a dash of sorcery any day over that obvious drone.
If however, Nenner is correct about this 5K Dow scenario, we better hope Bob Prechter has extra room in his fallout shelter.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Don't Zuck With Me, Eisenberg!
Posted by Sean Doyle, February 1, 2010.
It was a veritable 'Berg fest on SNL last Saturday night! Jesse Eisenberg, who was excellent in "The Social Network" as Mark Zuckerberg, hosted. During his monologue, Eisenberg was joined onstage by standout cast member Andy Samberg, who was portraying his version of Zuckerberg. Cut to backstage where the real Slim Shady er, Zuckerberg was hanging with SNL grand poobah Lorne Michaelsberg (I didn't want to leave him out). In the finale, Zuckerberg joined the fake Zuckerberg Eisenberg on stage for one last Berg off. My head hurts.
It was a veritable 'Berg fest on SNL last Saturday night! Jesse Eisenberg, who was excellent in "The Social Network" as Mark Zuckerberg, hosted. During his monologue, Eisenberg was joined onstage by standout cast member Andy Samberg, who was portraying his version of Zuckerberg. Cut to backstage where the real Slim Shady er, Zuckerberg was hanging with SNL grand poobah Lorne Michaelsberg (I didn't want to leave him out). In the finale, Zuckerberg joined the fake Zuckerberg Eisenberg on stage for one last Berg off. My head hurts.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Simons Says.
Posted by Sean Doyle, January 31, 2010.
Jim Simons, one of the most successful hedge fund managers ever, also happens to be a math wizard of some note. (He won the Oswald Veblen Prize in Geometry) Speaking before his fellow eggheads at his alma mater MIT, Simons touches on a number of interesting subjects. By the way, the Financial Times named Simons the "world's smartest billionaire." Take that, Zuckerberg!
Jim Simons, one of the most successful hedge fund managers ever, also happens to be a math wizard of some note. (He won the Oswald Veblen Prize in Geometry) Speaking before his fellow eggheads at his alma mater MIT, Simons touches on a number of interesting subjects. By the way, the Financial Times named Simons the "world's smartest billionaire." Take that, Zuckerberg!
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Really?
Posted by Sean Doyle, January 20, 2010.
Filmmaking Icon George Lucas (#316 on Forbes 400 with a net worth of $3 Billion) apparently believes the world will be coming to an end in 2012. This according to actor Seth Rogen who met with the legend and his equally famous friend Steven Speilberg. According to Rogen, Lucas went on for 25 minutes about the dire prediction. "George is going on about tectonic plates and all the time Speilberg is, like, rolling his eyes, like, 'My nerdy friend won't shut up, I'm sorry.' Perhaps Lucas was playing an elaborate prank on Rogen? However, Seth seemed to rule that out. "I thought at first George was joking...then I totally realized that he was serious and then I started thinking 'If you're George Lucas and you actually think the world is gonna end in a year, there's no way you haven't built a spaceship for yourself...So I asked him...'Can I have a seat on it?'
Really? I don't buy this.
UPDATE!
Wired: "George Lucas Dispels Wild 2012 Apocalypse Rumor."
Really? I don't buy this.
UPDATE!
Wired: "George Lucas Dispels Wild 2012 Apocalypse Rumor."
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
A Billion Dollars Isn't Cool...
Posted by Sean Doyle, January 12, 2011.
Image Courtesy of Fast Company.
Image Courtesy of Fast Company.You know what's cool? A trillion dollars.
I always kind of figured this is where they were heading. 500 million subscribers and still growing, it is just a matter of time before 2 or 3 trillion (as in TRILLION) people are facebooking. So much for Apple Hearts Facebook, the more likely scenario will be Zuckerberg buying Jobs. I do hope though that $1 trillion dollars will be enough for Mark to finally win the heart of the girl played by Rooney Mara in the The Social Network. Otherwise she's just playing hard to get.
Fun fact: According to the World Bank there are only 12 countries with nominal GDPs greater than a trillion dollars. This out of 190 countries worldwide.
Here's the linkage:
Business Insider: "$50 Billion? Hah! Insiders Say Facebook's Goal Is To Be The First TRILLION Dollar Company."
Barry Ritholtz: "5 Questions For Facebook Investors."
Monday, January 3, 2011
Lloyd To Mankind: "Fuck Off!"
Posted by Sean Doyle, January 3, 2011.
Image by Colin & Sean Doyle
Call him what you will. Pretty Boy Lloyd. B-Fine. The Squid. It doesn't really matter what slick appellation you hang by his name dawg 'cause Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein don't play y'all. After a somewhat choppy 2010 that saw B-Fine (my preferred monicker) and the G-Sachs Unit own da street yet again, the top executives at Goldman will split up a $111.3 million dollar stock based bonus pool in deferred compensation.
Image by Colin & Sean DoyleCall him what you will. Pretty Boy Lloyd. B-Fine. The Squid. It doesn't really matter what slick appellation you hang by his name dawg 'cause Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein don't play y'all. After a somewhat choppy 2010 that saw B-Fine (my preferred monicker) and the G-Sachs Unit own da street yet again, the top executives at Goldman will split up a $111.3 million dollar stock based bonus pool in deferred compensation.
Fo shizzle?
Never one to trip-out on false modesty, B-Fine was recently heard to brag about the uber expensive art collection that is housed in the new $ 1.8 billion dollar GS company headquarters. "Guess how much?" CNBC reported Blankfein saying. "Three? No. Four? No." B-Fine then flashed 5 fingers, smiled big pimpin' style, and proclaimed, "Five...Five!" Upon hearing this the Daily News responded with the line "Blank you, Blankfein!" No, it's blank us...
Linkage:
Friday, December 31, 2010
Dow Solid in 2010...The Economy, Less So.
Posted by Sean Doyle, December 31, 2010.

So, the Dow Jones Industrial Average is set to finish 2010 up 11% while the S&P 500 will close the year up a lucky 13%. However the "real economy" is barely trudging along at a drunken snail's pace. This recovery is officially the weakest in the post-war period and to many people across America the "Great Recession" has never truly abated. The chart below (which I cribbed from The Atlantic) illustrates just how greatly the rate of economic improvement is dissipating:

Th outlook for 2011 is overwhelmingly bullish with many "experts" calling for market returns in excess of 20%. Just in the name of fairness here's a few folks who have a slightly different view for the upcoming year:
David Rosenberg: "Bearish Outlook for 2011."
Doug Kass: "Here Are My 15 Surprises To Watch For in 2011."
John Taylor: "Explains Why Off-The-Charts 2011 GDP Estimates Are Irrelevant, And Why Defaults WIll Be Pervasive."
Meredith Whitney: "50-100 US Cities Could Default."
Peter Brimelow: "Huge Stock Market Decline Coming, But Not Yet.."
Ken Fisher: "Prepare For A Very Frustrating Market in 2011."
Happy New Years, Haines!

So, the Dow Jones Industrial Average is set to finish 2010 up 11% while the S&P 500 will close the year up a lucky 13%. However the "real economy" is barely trudging along at a drunken snail's pace. This recovery is officially the weakest in the post-war period and to many people across America the "Great Recession" has never truly abated. The chart below (which I cribbed from The Atlantic) illustrates just how greatly the rate of economic improvement is dissipating:
Th outlook for 2011 is overwhelmingly bullish with many "experts" calling for market returns in excess of 20%. Just in the name of fairness here's a few folks who have a slightly different view for the upcoming year:
David Rosenberg: "Bearish Outlook for 2011."
Doug Kass: "Here Are My 15 Surprises To Watch For in 2011."
John Taylor: "Explains Why Off-The-Charts 2011 GDP Estimates Are Irrelevant, And Why Defaults WIll Be Pervasive."
Meredith Whitney: "50-100 US Cities Could Default."
Peter Brimelow: "Huge Stock Market Decline Coming, But Not Yet.."
Ken Fisher: "Prepare For A Very Frustrating Market in 2011."
Happy New Years, Haines!
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
The Curious Case Of Buckley T. Ratchford.
Posted by Sean Doyle, December 14, 2010
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Sunday, December 12, 2010
Ask An Irishman!
Posted by Sean Doyle, December 12, 2010.
"...Greed, greed, and more fucking greed!"
Nobody drops an F-bomb better than an Irishman. Here's a man who knows of what he speaks!
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
The Life And Times Of B-Fine
Posted by Sean Doyle, November 30, 2010.
Image by Colin & Sean DoyleFor whatever reason, Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd "B-Fine" Blankfein is an awesome photoshop candidate. Perhaps it is B-Fine's puggish "good looks" or just his pugnaciously napoleonlic demeanor. Who really knows? The above image is a mash up of the Jay-Z album "Kingdom Come" and a typical Lloyd-full-of-contempt "fuck you" grin he's shooting towards some ill-informed congress-fellow.
Let's face it, B-Fine and Jay-Z have a lot in common. Both grew up in housing projects in rough-as-hell Brooklyn neighborhoods. Both hustled their way to the absolute tops of their given fields (finance and music). And while both men preside as Kings of money-making Manhattan society, Jay and B-Fine still maintain their Crooklyn-earned gangsta credibility.
Anyway, here's a look at some of Wall Street Beast's best Blankfein photoshops for 2010:
From the 9/5 article "On The Road of Capitalism..."

From the 11/22 article "The World's Greatest Trader..."

From the 4/27 article "Long Day..."

Lloyd Blankfein is the gift that keeps giving and here at WSB we promise to keeping giving you the best B-Fine photoshops on web.
Monday, November 29, 2010
Monday Morning Linkfest
Posted by Sean Doyle, November 29, 2010
Money Bikini Image Courtesy of Ujena.com New York Magazine: "Axl Rose Files Lawsuit Because He Hates Slash So Much"
Wall St. Cheat Sheet: "Why I Sold My Gold"
Wall Street Journal: "Leaked US Cables Expose Tension With China"
Are Portugal and Spain next? The markets seem to think so...

Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted by Sean Doyle, November 24, 2010.
Image by Colin & Sean Doyle
Image by Colin & Sean DoyleEt tu, Kenny?
Yesterday, the FBI issued a "wide ranging" subpoena to Citadel, the powerhouse Chicago based hedge fund run by Ken Griffin. Citadel joins fellow hedge funds Diamondback , Level Global, and SAC Capital (amongst others) in receiving FBI subpoenas as regards insider trading. Rumors are running wild as to what exactly the feds have on some of America's most powerful hedge fund managers. However, there is little doubt that the government is targeting the biggest fish in the sea.
As more big name traders get pulled into this insider trading investigation I must admit this situation is starting to remind me of baseball's steroid scandal. In many ways Steve Cohen and Ken Griffin are the McGwire and Bonds of the trading world. Their (Cohen's and Griffin's)average yearly returns of 20-30% are huge (the market equivalent of 70 home runs), and to many observers unbelievable. Like McGwire and Bonds, there has long been whispers that big hedge fund managers use "shortcuts" to give them an unfair advantage (i.e insider information). From my perspective, I do hope the rumors and allegations are false, as Cohen and Griffin are some of my trading heroes. But then again, so were Andy Pettitte and Roger Clemens...
Links:
CNN Money: "Don Chu Arrested in Insider-trading Probe."
NY Post: "Targeted Hedge Funds Are Toast."
Fortune: "Why The Feds Want Steve Cohen."
Monday, November 22, 2010
World's Greatest Trader In Serious Trouble?
Posted by Sean Doyle, November 22, 2010.
Photo Courtesy of Vanity Fair.Steven A. Cohen, kingfish of the mammoth SAC Capital and holder of WSB's unofficial appellation "World's Greatest Trader" (see here and here) may be in the sights of FBI. According to Henry Blodget of Business Insider, a major goal of the government's huge investigation into institutional insider trading is "nailing SAC Capital." Say it ain't so Stevie!
This afternoon, according to the Wall Street Journal, the FBI raided the offices of Level Global and Diamondback Capital Management, two hedge funds run by former managers at SAC Capital. Level Global is run by David Ganek, who like his mentor is an avid art collector with a knack for picking stocks. Diamondback Capital is run by Richard Schimel, another decorated SAC alum.
Rumors have long circulated that Steve Cohen was the object of an FBI investigation, and thanks largely to a disgruntled ex-wife his once stellar reputation has taken a hit in recent years. However, after all of this scuttlebutt, is Cohen the biggest fish the FBI has in their ever widening net?

Image by Sean & Colin Doyle.
Perhaps there is an even bigger figure in this insidious institutional insider trading debacle. One who posses even more power than Stevie Cohen. A man long rumored to be the Dark Lord of the Sith himself....Lloyd Blankfein!
Only time will tell on this front. Until then, let's hope Steve Cohen is innocent as he has been a hero to many traders, including this one.
Here's some linkage:
NetNet w/ John Carney: "The Government May Still Have Nothing On SAC Capital."
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Benny The Bondtrader.
Posted by Sean Doyle, November 17, 2010.

Benny has taken to the bond pits! Flush with cheese from his new $600 billion (federal reserve) hedge fund he started with some of his FOMC bros, Ben Bernanke has gotten into the bond trading racket. With an eye on US treasuries, "The Chairman" as he likes to be called, is looking to build a strong position in American debt. When told by some close associates that he (Bernanke) was getting a big head over his trading prowess, Bernanke responded, "George Soros ain't got nothing on me!!"

Chart Courtesy of Bloomberg Businessweek.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Left Wing Nuts In San Francisco Ban Happy Meals
Posted by Sean Doyle, November 3, 2010.
Photo Courtesy of Mario Anzuoni / Reuters.
Photo Courtesy of Mario Anzuoni / Reuters.First off, I apologize for the obvious redundancy of the title. Apparently the Politboro in the City by the Bay has outlawed the Happy Meal. You know the Happy Meal, that innocuous glob of cheap deliciousness that is often packaged with an equally cheap (and innocuous) little toy. Yes, I know, San Francisco is home base to Comrade Pelosi and her apparatchiks, but even I was surprised by this dastardly attack upon an American institution.
In order to counter this vile aggression, the patriots at McDonalds have brought back their secret weapon....The McRib!!! Your move, Nancy pants.
Here's the linkage:
The Week: "San Francisco's Happy Meal Ban"
Monday, November 1, 2010
The Midterms Are Here.
Posted by Sean Doyle, November 1, 2010.
A homeless man begs President Obama as he (Obama) leaves a French restaurant in Chicago yesterday. (Photo Courtesy of Reuters/ Larry Downing.)Two years have passed since the historic election of Barack Obama and America is still mired in the longest economic slump since WWII. Unemployment stubbornly hovers around 10% despite a myriad of Government and Federal Reserve programs and strategies. The American people have lost faith in both public and private solutions to an economic mess which they feel they did not create. Enter the Tea Party. A loose confederation of fiscally concerned citizens and oddballs.

Because of this nascent and controversial political movement, Republicans are expected to take back control of the House of Representatives and make major strides in the Senate. This conservative retake will deal a serious, if not fatal, blow to the Obama governing coalition. The burning question now, is how will this newly divided government effect the still fragile "recovery?"
If you are in the Krugman-Keynesian camp, you believe that the only way out of this economic black hole is massive government intervention and Federal Reserve quantitative easing. If you are in the Santelli-Ryan camp you see a government debt monster that eats away at the entrepreneurial spirit of America and leaves us uncompetitive in the global economy.

Image Courtesy of The New York Times/ Election 2010.
So, depending on which camp you're in, the results of today's election are either financial armageddon or fiscal salvation. Just the kind of hyperbole we need at this economically frail moment! Happy voting!
Saturday, October 23, 2010
The Old Double Irish.
Posted by Sean Doyle, October 23, 2010.
Don't be evil. Or pay taxes. So it turns out Google (GOOG), everybody's favorite search engine/ intelligence agency, used a technique referred to as the "Double Irish" to save some $ 3.1 billion in taxes. It's a little complicated so I'll leave the pretty Double Irish duo below to explain it. Basically it involves income shifting, "Dutch sandwiches," and whole bunch of clever cross border loopholes. I guess if it's legal it's not evil. Go Goog!!!!Back in Cramer's day a "Double Irish" meant two shots of Jameson at lunch....

Here's some linkage:
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Well, That's Not So Bad...
Posted by Sean Doyle, October 21, 2010
Cartoon courtesy of Dave Granlund. The FHA announced today that the taxpayer bailouts of Fannie and Freddie could cost another $363 billion through 2013 in a worst case scenario (i.e: double dip recession). This is in addition to the $148 billion in taxpayer dough that's already been spent since the government seized the bloated old couple. That's only half a trillion dollars! That's not so bad. Why's everyone freaking out? It's not like our government is running deficits or our debt to GDP levels are reaching scary levels....

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